JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Shame - the story of my life.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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