I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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