is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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