it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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