my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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