How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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