i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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