She went from zero to smokin in five shots
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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