when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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