I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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