help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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