i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Every concussion has its silver lining
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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