i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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