is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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