no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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