Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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