I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I forget how to act sober
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