I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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