Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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