You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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