PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I got her a Nickelback box set.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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