mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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