marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
why do cheetos always look like penises
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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