Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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