does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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