Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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