White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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