just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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