My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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