She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
BRING THE BAGELS
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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