The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Randomize
