Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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