He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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