if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I've blown a few things in my day
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Randomize
