he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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