if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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