I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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