What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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