It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if i can run in heels then i can drive
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
