at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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