My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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