ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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