and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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