lets start a swedish sibling band together
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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