I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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