i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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