god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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