if you like me you must not know who I am
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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