I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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