i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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